I Think I Just Died And Went To Bergdorfs.

My fuck me boots. Im a bad bitch boots. Give up my first born child boots.

These all over strapped Huarache boots make my panties wet but the retail price of $1690 makes my wallet laugh hysterically in my face.

Parental Advisory Warning:

Snuggies for babies?
Can you say death by asphyxiation?
1. It looks like you have an alien growing out of your abdomen.
2. This is why your child grows up to hate you and become a neo-Nazi.