Shoes That I Want. Like. Right. Now.

Christian Louboutin 'Dillian', because every girl needs a pair of 'sex me' pumps. Retail: $2875.

 

Fendi 'Cinderella', I'll let its description speak for itself: 'Statuesque silhouette with soft silk chiffon straps, shirred peep toe and high-impact platform' It just sounds like magic, for your feet. Retail: $1140

 Jimmy Choo 'Light Up Platforms', they light up. That's it. Retail: 2495.

Casadei 'Nod Plateau Sandal', because I would feel so elegant with these in my possesion. Retail: 736.20

Gucci 'Helena', because every girl needs a pair of 'sex me' boots. Retail: 1550

Christian Dior 'Galaxy', my future engagement gift. Retail: 1693.20

More to come!!!!....

Pick Five: Christian Louboutin 2010 Ready To Wear

'Hironia' Christian Louboutin Tribute

Married to the Mob x Lacoste.

All That Glitters...

'Psycho-Logic' by Christian Louboutin

I Think I Love Em

Christian Louboutin For Footcandy

50 pairs of Christian Louboutin's Rodita sandal in hot pink are being made and sold exlusively at Footcandy. Proceeds will go to the GTAEF charity (Golden Triangle Asian Elephant Foundation) Read more about the foundation HERE.

I'm A Sucker For The Bootie

I.NEED.THIS.SHOE.

Gimme Dat Bubbly [And Pumps]

Champagne maker Piper Heidsieck is set to release a limited edition box set of champagne complete with a crystal stiletto designed by Christian Louboutin. 'Le Rituel' collection drops in October.

Marchesa & Christian Louboutin Spring 2010

Phillip Lim & Christian Louboutin Spring 2010

I'll take all of them in a size 6. Charge it.

Can I Have It?

Christian Loubotin Mouskito bow satin pump. $855. Charge that to the black.

Would You Rather...

Spend $1390 on a pair of Christian Dior suede fringed boot...

or

Spend the same amount on 2527 baby Bic lighters...

Would You Rather...

Spend $2435 on a pair of zebra print Christian Louboutin boots

or...

Spend $2435 on 3045 Trojan Magnum Ecstasy condoms

Would You Rather...

Spend $1295 on Christian Louboutin cutout suede ankle booties...

or

Spend $1295 on a subscription Penthouse for 43 years...

Can I Have It?

Christian Louboutin 'Lima' Buckled Velvet Platform. $1145

Why PETA Is Outraged and I'm In Debt.

I'm officially robbing a bank. Seriously, they wouldnt miss $2,875, right? These Christian Louboutin Dillian pumps are to die for, or atleast 15 to life. Generally, if I saw a python in the wild, I wouldn't dare approach it, but with ruffles and the signature red sole, I'm considering selling a kidney or some other organ just to get my hands on these babies.