Tat Tat Tatted Up.

Advil. Check.
Design. Check.
Best Friend. You bet.
Flask of Everclear. Never leave home without it.

I Think I Just Died and Went To...Canada?

Boxing in a square? Lame. Two ripped, sweaty men fighting mercilessly in an octogonal cage? Uber sexy.
Anderson "The Spider" Silva will be returning to defend his five time title as middleweight champion against Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu master Thales Leites. The showdown will take place April 18th in Montreal at the Bell Center (or Centre for all you Canadians and French out there.)

Rountrip flight to Montreal on a private Gulfstream G550 (no messy airport security business)- $70,000
Weekend stay at Hôtel Le Saint-James' Executive Suite- $2,000/night
Renting out the Private Suite at the Bell Center (because I can't get blood on my outfit)- $30,000
Charge it to the Black Card, please.

Un, Deux, Trois...Quatre?

As a young asian girl, I had dreams of one day being a NOPI chick. Presently, still young, asian, and a girl, I am patiently awaiting that day when I can don a barely there swimsuit (oh wait, there's beachweek) and sit on top of a cobalt blue Nissan Skyline GT-R. Paul Walker returns tomorrow to fufill part of this fantasy of mine as Brian O'Connor in The Fast and The Furious.
Maybe its the shifting of the gears, or the nitro but there is just something about fast cars that turn me on.

EYE CANDY OF THE DAY.

Name: Andrés Velencoso Segura
Nationality: Spanish
Age: 30
Might I say, Mr. Andrés is the yummiest Spanish thing I've seen beside Paella, delicioso. He's best known for being a Jean Paul Gaultier model and linked to Kylie Minogue. How that happened, I have no idea.

Why PETA Is Outraged and I'm In Debt.

I'm officially robbing a bank. Seriously, they wouldnt miss $2,875, right? These Christian Louboutin Dillian pumps are to die for, or atleast 15 to life. Generally, if I saw a python in the wild, I wouldn't dare approach it, but with ruffles and the signature red sole, I'm considering selling a kidney or some other organ just to get my hands on these babies.

WORD OF THE DAY.

ROGER:
- noun.
Creepy, predator like man willing to run the visa/amex/mastercard in exchange for the companionship of a much younger female. Instead of spending money on a much needed hair restoration program, the subject lavishes the female with gifts, dinners, etc. Females need be warned though, for the subject often expects favors, most times sexual, in turn for his generosity. Screening calls, deleting voicemails, and faked lesbianism will help deter this problem.
See also: Scott; Victor.

Reminiscing.

Ok. It's prom 2008. Me and my girls. We're on an alcohol run. Yellow Nissan Xterra. Windows down. Wind blowing through my $75 hair job, but its okay. Bass is up. And what is that? And then I realize I seem to have forgotten to wear a bra. But it's alright cause me and my girls are so exquisite...

Are You Shitting Me?

What is this world coming to when 50% of men admit to having faked an orgasm before? This is ridiculous and definitely a woman's job. Women are notorious for faking it, but guys, come on. All you need to do to get off is pop in a nice dvd and you've got all the material you need to get started. Us delicate creatures on the other hand need a little more motivation. Not saying I'm guilty of this, but you're not only lying to your partner, you're cheating yourself out the greatest pleasure of life.
I am really disappointed and kind of in the mood now.

Kimonos: Dry Clean Only.

Whether it is the combination of demure innocence and experience or the sake speaking, geishas possess an ethereal and mysterious beauty so alluring. And in my heart of hearts I want to be part of the mysticism that is geisha. Plus, it would look good on my resume.

I'll Take Two, Please.

Evolution has blessed the female species with a disease I would be more than willing to have. Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder (PGAD) is something men should be jealous about. Women with PGAD have spotaneous arousal without sexual desire. Any sudden movement or vibration can trigger an orgasm, and in severe cases up to 200 per day.
Where can I sign up?

Would You Rather....

Spend $300 on takeout lunch for one month?



Spend the same amount on Laura Mercier's Makeup Brush Belt Set?

Personally, I'm a sucker for the sesame chicken.

EYE CANDY OF THE DAY [AND POSSIBLY MY LIFE]

For the record, I am happily in love and completely satisfied with my man. David Beckham is just part of that rare species that make me question my fidelity and willpower. We all know he's married to Posh Spice, but hey, a girl can dream.

KNICKER, PANTALOONS, AND SUCH.

Memo to all the bad girls out there: Agent Provocateur is a playground for those of us who are bold enough to wear a little something to show off a little something. Let me warn you, beauty does not come cheap. But why eat when you could be wearing a certian black boned corset with handsewn french lace and taffeta trim? Official website

Why I Might Need To Be Institutionalized.

1. I spent the last couple hours yelling at my macbook.
2. I've been at my macbook for a couple of hours.
3. They're basically like hotels without the ridiculously high rates.