Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Are You Shitting Me?

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What is this world coming to when 50% of men admit to having faked an orgasm before? This is ridiculous and definitely a woman's job. Women are notorious for faking it, but guys, come on. All you need to do to get off is pop in a nice dvd and you've got all the material you need to get started. Us delicate creatures on the other hand need a little more motivation. Not saying I'm guilty of this, but you're not only lying to your partner, you're cheating yourself out the greatest pleasure of life.
I am really disappointed and kind of in the mood now.

I'll Take Two, Please.

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Evolution has blessed the female species with a disease I would be more than willing to have. Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder (PGAD) is something men should be jealous about. Women with PGAD have spotaneous arousal without sexual desire. Any sudden movement or vibration can trigger an orgasm, and in severe cases up to 200 per day.
Where can I sign up?

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

EYE CANDY OF THE DAY [AND POSSIBLY MY LIFE]

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For the record, I am happily in love and completely satisfied with my man. David Beckham is just part of that rare species that make me question my fidelity and willpower. We all know he's married to Posh Spice, but hey, a girl can dream.