Ten Things You'd Hate About Me

1. My sarcasm exceeds your tolerance.
2. I can't listen to a song in its entirety. I call it playlist A.D.D.
3. There's no such thing as too much candy. 
4. My hair sheds. A lot. Sweaters can be knitted from loose strands of my silky smooth tresses. 
5. I find the most inappropriate subjects hilarious. Any one else find Nancy Grace and her contempt for men funny?
6. I correct others' grammar/spelling/subject-verb agreement. I can't resist.
7. I use up 95% of the hot water with hour long showers. 
8. I couldn't give one fuck about you. Sorry.
9. More than likely, my car's the one that's occupying three parking spaces. 
10. Can't think of anything else off the top of my head. More to come though.

Love

un·con·di·tion·al·ly adj. 
1. Not conditional or limited


ir·rev·o·ca·bly adv.
1. Impossible to retract or revoke

To Whom It May Concern

And you know if it concerns you. I don't usually put my personal business out on the world wide web, but some things have to be said. Stay out of my life. I have no need for negative energy, no need for hate. I am fed up with bullshit. I have obviously moved on while you remain stuck in the past. There are always going to be people like you trying to bring me down but I'll be making moves despite you. Now if you could do me a favor and kindly GO FUCK YOURSELF.

Most Sincerely,
Me

p.s. All this creeping you do on my blog is really ruining my stats.