1. My sarcasm exceeds your tolerance.
2. I can't listen to a song in its entirety. I call it playlist A.D.D.
3. There's no such thing as too much candy.
4. My hair sheds. A lot. Sweaters can be knitted from loose strands of my silky smooth tresses.
5. I find the most inappropriate subjects hilarious. Any one else find Nancy Grace and her contempt for men funny?
6. I correct others' grammar/spelling/subject-verb agreement. I can't resist.
7. I use up 95% of the hot water with hour long showers.
8. I couldn't give one fuck about you. Sorry.
9. More than likely, my car's the one that's occupying three parking spaces.
10. Can't think of anything else off the top of my head. More to come though.
