Thursday, April 2, 2009

I Think I Just Died and Went To...Canada?

UFC Pictures, Images and Photos
Boxing in a square? Lame. Two ripped, sweaty men fighting mercilessly in an octogonal cage? Uber sexy.
Anderson "The Spider" Silva will be returning to defend his five time title as middleweight champion against Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu master Thales Leites. The showdown will take place April 18th in Montreal at the Bell Center (or Centre for all you Canadians and French out there.)


Rountrip flight to Montreal on a private Gulfstream G550 (no messy airport security business)- $70,000
Weekend stay at Hôtel Le Saint-James' Executive Suite- $2,000/night
Renting out the Private Suite at the Bell Center (because I can't get blood on my outfit)- $30,000
Charge it to the Black Card, please.