Dearest Bojangles,
I thank God I found you. You came into my life when everything seemed so dark. You are my light in this Stepford school of this Stepford town. You have never let me down. From your freshly steeped iced tea you have given me sustenance. Your cajun filet biscuits have warmed the cold icey depths of my heart. Your cinnamon biscuits are sweeter than life itself. There will never be another like you. No matter where I go, please know that you are the only one for me. No Popeye's, KFC, or Jack In The Box can replace you. I shall never love another as I love you.
Forever and Always Yours,
Vixen