I could defy the laws of physics.
My enemies would have anvils and/or pianos fortuitously fall upon them.
A can of spinach would give me superhuman strength.
I would have a robot maid that did all my chores.
I'd constantly be chewing on a carrot stick.
The responses from adults in my life would come out as nonsensical mumbling.
Chemical X would turn me into a crimefighting badass.
Thats all folks.
